When Daddy found out that I had been crying while Mommy did the vacuuming, he decided that it was time for some retraining with the vacuum cleaner. It seems he didn't want me to hinder Mommy in any way while she did her housework. First, Daddy picked me up and gave me a lecture on the premier of the vacuum, the popularization of the vacuum, the purpose of a vacuum, the pilot of a vacuum, the perils of a vacuum, and (last, but not least) the profit of a vacuum. Second, he demonstrated the proper use of a vacuum. And last of all, he gave me a personal introduction to our family vacuum (not pictured).
Some may wander if I am still afraid of the vacuum cleaner, but there is no need to worry for I am so familiar with the vacuum cleaner by now that I am considering opening my own small electronics repair business. On second thought though, maybe I shouldn't let on that I know so much about vacuum cleaners; Daddy may make me fix ours if it ever breaks.
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