Mechanic on Duty

I am the mechanic on duty. I can fix a lot of things. If you like to sleep in, I can fix that. If you think having spit-up on your shirt is gross, I can fix that. If you like to go shopping, I can fix that. If you have a habit of doing laundry only twice a week, I can fix that. If you haven't already spent all your money on diapers, I can fix that. If you like to get a lot of housework done, I can fix that. If you don't like to smile, I can fix that. If you didn't know babies are a precious gift from God, I can fix that. Whew! All that fixing makes me tired. I think I'll take a nap.